“I switched to pen and paper and now I’m ultra cool old school.”
Woah! Someone made the Notes app irl?? /s
That’s a pencil.
Hey man, you don’t need to come for my fountain pens and not electronic notebooks like that. They’re pretty
I replaced my apathy for ipads with apathy for smart watches. Then I replaced my apathy for smart watches with apathy for desktops.
Exclusively on laptops since 2005, baby!
Except Lemmy and chess… I do that on my phone.
EDIT: Wasn’t “Netbook” a thing for a while?
A netbook was always just a very small cheap laptop. They still exist but nobody really calls them netbooks any more. Most of them run chromeOS now and they call them chromebooks.
General purpose computing will never die.
Whatever Luddite, the next generation of connected buttplugs will render your pERsOnal ComPUteR completely obsolete
“Let me check the weather with my internet connected buttplug”
‘Dark, warm and wet.’
Chance of storms
Found the buttplug.io ad /j
Of course it’s fucking rust
Fucking rust indeed
I replaced the buttplug with a brain implant that activates a pleasure response
Simon Cocks -> Marcus Hole -> buttplug.io
I can’t even tell how much of this is real
Its great for playing chess
