I’d be willing to sacrifice a million of you humans if it means one of those penguins made it out safely.
What do you mean you humans?
“not me of course”
gentoo penguins
dude we’re talking about a linux distro being released here
Are we sure they want sunlight and fresh air?
Probably a mistake to name them The Epstein Files
That ad though: “Finnish and Norwegians can apply for American citizenship!” i have no words
If you think this is bad, just wait till you see how the animals you eat are kept. Or is it different when it’s billions of chickens instead of 15 penguins?
Would it cost that much to replace these real penguins with robot penguins? Or even 3D projected penguins? Maybe even a rotating weekly gallery of different artifical penguin…things
A lot.
Animatronic penguins? An absurd amount. But any video replacement would involve rehoming the penguins, which is expensive. Even more so if they’re not habituated.
Only EngLAnD would keep themselves in this looney ass wacky predicament. I bet those single slice loving penguins are behind this.
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