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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 天前

American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture

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American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture

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www.nbcnews.com

Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 天前
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Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
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    ‘This is my hole’

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      There are many holes.

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    Im lazy to see the picture in the article.

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    I mean who hasnt

    • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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      Now this comment is a trap. 😁

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    The pussy grabbed back.

  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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    Boots in Puss

  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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    “My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.”

  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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    You get stuck in one German vagina sculpture and suddenly…

  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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    My German friends.

    “Fucking Americans. That should’ve been my headline.”

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    Babe, wake up. A new yo momma joke just dropped.

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    Guess he wanted to be reborn.

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      I this what Christians call born again?

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        Pussy is love. Pussy is life.

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    June 23, 2014

    Ancient article but still a great metaphor for marriage.

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      Is this some kind of boomer humour ?

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        I don’t get it are you saying if the student swole up and got knotted it would be zoomer humor?

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