it showcases a difference in casual vs formal tone

at first they were focused on what happened at chicago, but then they got pissed because of their friend. They don’t subscribe to CNN+, which is fucking absurd. How do they even get premium news? Insane.

if the disguise is a novelty mustache, yes

are you doing okay man

yknow our environment tends to reflect our mental health and whatnot

Saying “yo” to gurt

Nope, it’s real, the hedge honcho himself is going to revolutionize the flight industry with these new Elelems. It’s the future, and he’s hedging it.

??? “Shaking my dick hard?”

Edit: Shaking my damn head, please ignore

this is true but why is it sunbleached

Yes, look up “lightning to HDMI adapter.” I’ve seen them used all the time in schools. I helped my grandma set one up once because she didn’t have an Airplay compatible TV.

I love automatic AC, but I sadly share cars with people who crank the temperature down to below 65*F the second they get into a hot car.

would it have helped if i included some omori or nintendo porn to keep you engaged

things are heating up in the Nintendo DS foreskin fandom

fun fact!! this was my first blender project where I used procedural textures. Was fun to learn.

Super glue. I buy a new toy every time because it’s too hard to remove from the walls. For beds, I drilled a hole through my mattress and installed a dedicated mount. I physically assault my landlord every time he tries to do inspections.

6, although I prefer mine to be cooked a bit more than that. You people all spoil your tastebuds. The masses that walk this earth have all forgotten the ways of carbon. My stomach is full of ash and soot and as a result I’ve lost tons of weight. It’s an incredible diet. If you don’t have bacon, you can follow along by adding 20 or so minutes to any recipe. More if possible. You can also use your smoke detectors as a make-shift kitchen timer, too. “When you hear the beepin’, it’s time to get eatin’” my mother would always tell me. It was hard to find a carbon-friendly doctor, especially. Every time we would visit, they would have something rude to say. “Nutritional imbalance” this, “this is why you have digestion issues” that, etcetera etcetera. Luckily, after asking our doctor’s office for a new doctor enough times, we were connected with a lovely young man who seems completely apathetic to our diets. One of these days, blackened food will make a comeback, and I’ll be sending “I-told-you-so”s to all of you. You’ll see.

Tarot reader lady flipped over 3 “The Hanged man” cards and told me to kms :( zero stars

Psssh. Beat it, chick. I’m taken.

The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.

Love this template

Christ, I miss when I could click on an article and not be asked to sign up for it.

This is the perfect way to make them feel at home, act as Reddit as possible. I like it!