If he was really serious about it he wouldn’t have shaved - he would have waxed.

Hahahahahahaha! inhale hahahahahaha!

Not even the shitter? Gross.

I get that.

Corporate greed knows no limits.

Nah, but he did build a bar in the basement. Which is weird because he almost never drinks. He just likes having a bar.

I only ever used it in the past because it was at work and that was the only allowed option.

Just added to the pile I guess.

My upstairs neighbor has two cats and this is them at the weirdest damned hours. I like it though, it reminds me of one of the good things for my childhood. I miss having a cat and I hate being allergic.

Okay kids, we’re gonna play a new game today called “lay down on this big tarp!”

I don’t know about millennials but we Gen-Xers definitely couldn’t Google shit back then. The most we could do is go to a payphone and page someone because half of everybody had beepers for some reason.

No I guarantee the person who designed that made it into a studio.

Dude, if hard data mattered to the maga cult, Trump would never have gotten elected in the first place.

It’s the biggest bomb sense Ishtar.

So does her girlfriend.

Okay Shaggy that’ll be enough pot for today.

“Do you’re the leader of a bunch of unrelated, stressed out, social predatory animals that have been removed from their natural environment and social groups and forced together for the entertainment of humans?”

Wow look at how much he photoshopped his jawline lol

As midlife crisis hobbies go that’s a pretty good one. I wish my dad had built a pizza oven when I was a teenager. I’d suggest that her stupid makeup was ruining her brain but honestly a teenager is dumb anyway so…

Source: I was a dumb teenager once too.

It started the creepy and borders on the revolting fetishes, but doesn’t seem to hit the grooming of minors part of the furry community. I’ll just keep my distance and maybe a flamethrower handy, just in case.