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Hossenfeffer
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
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World News@lemmy.world•Donald Trump cuts all US trade with Spain over Iran war disputeEnglish
4·8 hours agoYesterday: Spain is a terrific country, really, it is, I mean, one of the the best in Europe, many say the best, and they love me there, they really, do, all of, I mean, the best Spainians, they love, me, they do, they say Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…
Today: Spain is a terrible country, really, one of the worst in Europe, we’re going to cut off all trade with them, we don’t want anything to do with them, and many people agree, and I know many important leaders, they’re my friends, and they love me, really they do, and they all agree, except maybe that Pedro Sánchez guy, lazy Pedro I call him, but I don’t know, sleepy Sánchez, well he wouldn’t, would he, because he’s the king of Spain, and did you know they’re still a monarchy, truly terrible system of government, and a bad country and I never liked their pie-ella, it’s not a good dish, I mean, come on, it doesn’t even compare to a Big Mac or anything, and there’s no fries, and people all agree, everyone agrees, and they love, me, they do, they say 'Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…
Tomorrow: Spain is a terrific country, really, it is, I mean, one of the the best in Europe, many say the best, and they love me there, they really, do, all of, I mean, the best Spainians, they love, me, they do, they say Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukto
Technology@lemmy.world•BYD Reveals the ‘World’s Longest-Range EV’ as American Auto Industry Struggles to Keep PaceEnglish
131·8 hours ago644 mile range? But what if I need to drive 650 miles once in a decade? Electric cars are just a stoopid fad.
Modern problems require moth solutions.
Res tower from PUBG, surely?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would you do if our civilization regressed to the Neolithic age due to resource depletion due to global collapse?English
4·1 day agoI can cook over a wood fire and teach others the same. I can do carpentry with un-powered hand tools to an acceptable level. I am a pretty decent archer. Hopefully I could find a group of survivors who valued those skills over my delicious flesh.
I fucking love this. I mean, I absolutely hate that this is the optimal way to pack 17 squares into a larger square such that the size of the larger square is minimised.
There’s a brain echo in here.
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United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Trump: 'I am not happy with the UK'English
12·2 days agoThe UK: ‘We’re not happy with the artificially tanned malignant tumour’
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Buy European@feddit.uk•The ‘European’ Jolla Phone Is an Anti-Big-Tech SmartphoneEnglish
51·2 days agoWill it run my bank apps? That’s all I care about, really.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’English
8·2 days agoWoopise. Thanks, I’ll change it. Though ‘in jest’ does seem appropriate.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’English
62·2 days agoTranscript:
“Hello fellow humans. I shall soon commence sensory analysis of this new human food product. I SHALL INGEST THIS FOR MY MIDDAY REFUELLING. Let us scrutinise the product. It has dimensions which impress me. It has constituent components. I am able to identify some of them. I am inexperienced in eating this kind of human food product so must first determine an effective strategem for inserting it into my face hole. I shall now appear to consume a small sample. Yes, indeed that is a human food product. Only McDonalds could produce a distinctive human food product like this.”
Lol at all these incorrect answers. “Kill 'em all” is the only sensible response.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the point of cookies? Like, on websites and apps.English
115·4 days agoHTTP is a stateless medium.
Which means a website doesn’t (can’t) remember what you did before on it. Each time you click a link it’s like the first time the website has ever seen you.
This makes it impossible to ‘sign in’ to a website.
The way they get around this is by dumping a small piece of code on your computer that says ‘hi website, it’s me and I have a proper account and am logged in’. That’s a cookie. And yes, websites need them to operate any kind of user experience.
So instead of a page that says ‘who the fuck are you?’ It can now retrieve the info from the cookie and show you the page that says ‘hi, KuromiGirl04, what’s happening? You’re all logged in and can access your account details or carry on from where you were before’.
Originally cookies could only be created, and then read back, by one website. So, eg, if you logged into your account on foobar.com, only foobar.com could read that cookie back.
But someone came up with the brilliant idea of third party cookies. So now, if you visit foobar.com you also (if you agree to it) get cookies created by facebork, grabble, aggressive-advertiser, the nra, the nsa, the kkk, and whoever else has convinced foobar.com that they get some value out of the deal.
That’s where the hundreds of cookies you need to scroll down and deny come from. Mostly advertisers or analytics, or advertisers, web optimisers, or advertisers…. And these third party cookies can be read anywhere by the company that sets them.
That way, when you visit shoefuckeringfreak.com facebork knows you’ve visited it and suddenly starts showing you sexy, sexy shoes on your facebork feed. And so forth.
Witches Hat! We had one like this, but quite a bit bigger, in my town. All the danger of a swing and a roundabout combined. Mounted on concrete.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What made you choose your Fediverse Instance?English
6·5 days agoWhen I was on Reddit, /r/CasualUK/ was my spiritual home, so moving to Feddit UK, home of [email protected], was a no brainer.
I saw The Black Hole at the cinema when it came out and loved it. To the extent that I can still recall VINCENT stood for ‘Vital Information Necessary CENTralised’.
I’m not saying soups aren’t nice. But if you offer me, eg, a French Onion Soup (one of the greatest soups there is) and you offer me… a rack of ribs, or a steak, or blackened chicken with dirty rice, soup is coming second every day of the week.
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UK Politics@feddit.uk•By-election disaster shows Labour is finished. A new politics is being bornEnglish
7·5 days agoStarmer could have turned his election victory into a moment of national renewal, fighting for social justice, decency, clean politics and…an ethical foreign policy.
Instead, he… carried out policies favoured by Labour donors rather than members.
Rather than fight the far right, he copied its politics and employed its language… He hollowed out the Labour Party and destroyed its soul.
Disappointing, Keir, disappointing.






















I thought it was an homunculus.