You would probably begin by having the police break into canneries and tyre factories to beat dents into any round objects they produce, then end up having to concentrate enough mass in neighbouring states to distort spacetime to the point where π, as measured on a non-Euclidean circle with locally Euclidean constant curvature or radius or something, does in fact equal the number you said it is.
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Indiana at it again. ¹
It is a pretty cool name, honestly
Yeah my name is Link man,
I’m more well known than Lil’ WayneWhat’s that? You thought my name was Zelda?
That’s a fucking girl’s name!I’ve saved the world like fifteen times,
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone with no help and no advice!(Hey, look, listen!
Hey, look, listen, you _ annoying fairy!
I’d rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry.)I’m called the Bushwhacker
And my bank account’s maxed.Got 999 rupees,
But I’m forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town.So I can kick that dumbass Ganon
All the way to Argentina!L to the I to the N to the K, and he ain’t gonna stop 'till the world is free of evil.
Legend of Zelda? Fuck that! Legend of Link!
Credit (and blame) to Smosh. By the way, while we’re at it, can someone lend me their tomahawk, or maybe some meat in my mouth? Also, who’s Evil Kneivel?
I meant that it should be possible to appreciate harmlessly stupid or silly/vapid humour without it degrading your ability to also reason critically about serious stuff.
Idk man. I don’t use TikTok and probably never will, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect people to be able to segregate their entertainment from their intellect.
I suppose it would melt/refreeze the surface, and basically turn them into badass armoured snowpeople.
Why would they want you to have a working program? How does that help sell you more stuff?
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World News@lemmy.world•Ukraine destroys prized US$1.2 billion Russian air-defence system with cruise missiles, reports sayEnglish
5·2 years agoIdeally you duct-tape a grenade to each of your “decoys” so it doesn’t really matter either way which target they choose to prioritize
Intralexical@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•"All you had to do was stick to oppressing your own people, and we would've kept looking the other way..."
1·2 years agoI assume they’d just launder it at some point.
Hey, would you look at that? This Lemmy thread is on the first page of Google search results about this.
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politics @lemmy.world•Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical
23·2 years agoforced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable.
…Has the state of New Rome/South Ontario deteriorated to such an extent that your political parties now have direct executive control or veto over the executive aspects of law enforcement?
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2·2 years ago“Blood money’s still green!”
Intralexical@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•"All you had to do was stick to oppressing your own people, and we would've kept looking the other way..."
3·2 years agoAlso 2000-2011 was time of “I’m outside of politics” and “let serious people handle situation” propaganda. Kinda also why war happened.
Yeah. Vlad Vexler (and Perun too) talks a lot about the engineered depoliticization of the Russian people, post-truth paralysis I guess, and the “Let serious people handle it” type of thinking. Pretty alien to me in a Western country, at that scale… But at the same time feels so familiar too, because you meet people in personal life too who do awful things or let awful things happen because it’s more comfortable for them to stick their head in the sand.
Also a lot of human rights violation that was done with help of “democratic” states, like DPI systems from Israel, theater of security from US and general surveliance from around the world(mostly US, Turkey and Israel).
Nothing makes what Russia is doing to Ukraine and to Ukrainian people today okay. But at the same time, when I read of the history of the 90s and early 2000s, I get the sense that that was probably our best chance for a better world, and “we” really dropped the ball there— “We” meaning “the West”, I suppose, simply because the West was in a massive position of power at that point— Not our responsibility to fix Russia, but a missed opportunity for everyone. Doing nothing might have been a better option than accidentally propping up the Chubais Clique, shock therapy and oligarchs and undermining democracy. …Poor Albania, too (and Ukraine too, of course).
I think first thing after baning “remote digital voting” should be calling FSB criminal organization, lustrations and publishing of everything in archives without exception.
…“Remote digital voting”. Wow. I had no idea that was even a thing. It looks like there’s barely any English-speaking news about it, and not even an English Wikipedia page. Scary— Should be scary, but also utterly unsurprising on some level… Almost feels inconsequential next to everything else, tiring.
Maybe I’m just jaded by the situation in the US where they/we have (mostly) public archives and data, but people just ignore that information because it’s boring and so they latch on to politically and emotionally convenient narratives instead, but part of me thinks “publishing of everything in archives without exception” would just be ignored, or even weaponized for new types of autocratizing propaganda, especially in the looming global-cultural trust-apocalypse of LLMs— You sound politically and morally engaged and passionate, and I guess I think/have been learning it’s an easy mistake for people like that to make to imagine that if everyone had access to the same information, then surely we would mostly be in agreement, when in reality I guess a lot of people just don’t care, or have different values that they’re starting from, even if you give them access to full information— But I suppose the truth being available, even if it still ends up ignored, is still a qualitatively and transformatively morally and practically better state of being than the truth being hidden.
You sound like you’re personally familiar with this stuff. Sorry about it, I guess. Oh, and I’m curious what do you think about “Vlad Vexler Chat” channel on Youtube? What he says seems to line up and resonate with reality, causality, and empathy to my view, but I don’t actually know and can’t actually say. Would you say he’s usually on point in assessing and explaining the state of the Russian government, people, and political climate?
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politics @lemmy.world•Footage shows Boebert and her date fiddling with each other's privates at "Beetlejuice" musical
142·2 years agoApologies for the Facebook link
Equivalent content from first four search results for “Trae Crowder Lauren Boebert”:
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y'all every time I hear something else about Lauren bobert I've become more and more convinced that we somehow went to high school together you know like I know this person man I do because see I'm of the Whiskey Tango persuasion and as such I know another trash monster when I see one okay I mean you know it's not like she tries to hide it she just got kicked out of a theater in Denver for vaping and hollering stuff you know my fellow trailer Americans I ask you who Among Us right I mean we do that we do you know get a little too excited at a public event start cussing in front of the eight-year-olds then acting dignant when the bouncer shows up but what is it illegal to have a good time now I thought this was America right I know I've been there myself I have now granted I wasn't a congressperson at the time I was 22 Hammer drunk and the Titans were losing again but still I've been there now but I'm just saying bobert checks so many red ass boxes it's insane you know like she was born in Florida aka the Fertile Crescent of crazy crackers right to attain mom natch she grew up on welfare and food stamps she dropped out High School when she herself got knocked up now that baby's having a baby so she's a 36 year old mammal she married then divorced a guy who wouldn't stop pulling his dick out in public she's always talking [ __ ] about having a gun in her purse and she has an ongoing feud with the other craziest [ __ ] in town that is some top shelf trashery right there y'all like you just know she claims her Grandma's one-quarter Cherokee right you just know it and I'm saying all that makes me wish that I could root for this person kinda I do you know like if she was out here actually standing up for the little guy taking the elites down a peg Reed and stuff knowing facts [ __ ] like that I'd be all for it I'm like hell yeah finally some representation right but she's not no bobert's dedicated her life to being wrong out loud every time she talks it's like the chat GPT of harmful ignorance she outwardly hates other marginalized groups she screws over our own people by trying to take away the same government benefit programs that kept her alive as a child Lord I cannot stand a ladder puller y'all drives me crazy around like I'm saying I don't I don't hate Lauren bobert because she's white trash I hate her because she's a piece of [ __ ] right and I know some of y'all are going to hear that and be like well that's a little redundant but it's not it's really not okay some of the most genuine kindest most empathetic people I've ever known were trailer babies and an affinity for Mountain Dew and the early works of Limp Biscuit does not change that fact okay this country would do well to have a chamber full of them but alas it is not to be no instead we're stuck with boberts and bobert is just another loudmouth vindictive [ __ ] who somehow took all the wrong lessons away from her life and now spends her time spewing misplaced rage and making us all look bad it's a damn shame what's up YouTube back with more in just a second but I wanted to let you know that this righteous missive is once again brought to you by the good Folks at private internet access the world's most trusted VPN provider with over 30 million downloads listen y'all nowadays being on the internet without a VPN it's like leaving your phone unlocked in a room full of teenagers you're just begging to get snoped on okay but Pia's vpns hide your IP address and encrypt your internet connection thus shielding you from the prying eyes of the nefarious types out in the digital world that's not all pias vpns can do they also can make it appear as though you're logging on from any country on Earth which means you can check out that country's version of Netflix if you want to pretty sweet pis vpns are available across all platforms and now with only one subscription you can Safeguard unlimited devices that's right I got all my devices my wife's my sons all hooked up under one 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or like journalistic socioeconomic you know studies about how it's bad to call people trash which I firmly disagree with look I mean as long as you're trash you can call people track anyway made it hard to come up with any good results and I might be forgetting somebody but I was thinking I don't know who we have we need some representation in there at first I thought it was fetterman you know that one of the reasons I love fetterman so much is I was like this is one of my people right here looked it up still think Federal is great but like his daddy was rich he's from an affluent suburb he went to Harvard all this stuff it's actually kind of typical senatorship but I but I thought about it you know what no I don't care I'm anointed again he's honorary trash all right look he's earned it he's not he's done all that Real Deal Blue Collar working class stuff you got all them tattoos he looks like he wrestles at the county fair right he's always wearing a hoodie and cargo shorts the official attire of Burley winter time trash everywhere all right he's one of us we're claiming him okay that's why I decided we're claiming John Federman whether he likes it or not he's trash now but in a good way the good kind you know what I'm saying he's a trash Champion that's what he is trash champion John Federman put that on a sign anyway thank y'all for being here I appreciate it I'm gonna put these little uh icons up on the screen here get you uh check out the special if you haven't or whatever this video is it should be funny so watch it also subscribe to the channel it's one of the other circles and the main circle from my perspective it takes you to trackrider.com where you can see my tour dates you can come see me do stand-up comedy live you can also pre-order my book around here and Over Yonder coming very soon a funny travel guide I wrote with Corey Forster but mostly come see me but the main thing is you keep watching these silly things and I'll keep making them I love you like chicken see you bye
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News@lemmy.world•Texas power prices soar 20,000% as brutal heat wave sets off emergency
7·2 years agoWelcome to Cascadia, land of trees, salmon, and hydroelectric dams.
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4·2 years agoAnd that would just be a step too far.
Eh. Through the history of the 90s, it looked like they might have a shot at establishing a free and stable democracy.
Then privatization and mishandled foreign aid created their oligarchs, quality of life fell through the floor in basically all the post-Soviet states, people got mad, tired, and scared, Putin stepped in to “stabilize the situation”— Then the politicians and journalists started dying, crazy siloviks and vatniks fully captured what was left of their political institutions I guess, and now they’re doing a lot of evil murder and various interesting atrocities.
There might have been/probably were underlying cultural factors that made it impossible for Russia to ever stabilize as a “normal” country at that point. But those are hard to see from an outside perspective, and I guess they’re probably pretty hard to see from inside as well.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Update: Unity office death threat was made by a Unity employeeEnglish
1·2 years agoSympathize with their plight if you find doing so worthwhile, but also recognize their response isn’t helping.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Update: Unity office death threat was made by a Unity employeeEnglish
1·2 years agoMaybe they’re just a fan of death?
…Or maybe they mean threatening death itself— As in, like “Stop killing my friends, Death, that’s really not cool, and I’m going to start stealing your Death-beers from your Death-fridge if you don’t stop”.





…That may just be the benzene.