Phantaloons

almost, almost, nevermind

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.

Idols can be negative. Trump actively makes me dislike Christians more by way of being a bad example.

We need to stop using Reddit, WhatsApp, and YouTube… but we can’t.

What’s this we shit?

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Nah, but yeah tho.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

I am weird therefore I am.

…Do parents have gender-neutral pronouns?
aside from you know… “parent”

Is that it? That’s all we have?

All good, I know I basically walked right up to Rome and made fun of Caesar.

The negative reaction has been expectedly less than I prepared for, all things considered.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.

I’d also like to point out that just because I’ve pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don’t mind, personally.

but tbh, the blank “What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn’t talk about dragon dildos with the boys?” thought was hilarious for a minute

Dimentional-even!?

Sorry my sexdrive isn’t my personality?

Ew, Dasani?

puts it back