The other article I read said they were updating the TR1 to match the gameplay style of the latest games.

Fuck america and russia 😳

We just have dogshit public memory.

It sucks how very few people in history were good in all major respects. None of them were capable of only having minor flaws like not cleaning up after their horse shits on someone, they all had to be like drinking the blood of innocents in a quest for eternal youth while also advocating for the freedom of some oppressed group.

SQL is pronounced Squirrel.

They’re not rebooting they’re making a remake of the first game and a sequel to Underworld. Games journalism isn’t a real job.

what reboot they just rebooted it like three years ago in 2013

the perfect woman

surgeons are like. meat wizards.

There’s a scape for every major version of RS you could have nostalgia for. It’s beautiful.

I call them milves instead of milfs.

If you have to trick people into using your product you probably shouldn’t be making it.

So do I. This lamp isn’t special.

weekend at atari’s

I thought Atari was dead.

Women absolutely do not need to be mermaids to lure men to their deaths. We will willingly follow if she makes it sound like there will be handholding at some point.

would.

It’s fine. We’ll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn’t happen again please.

Yeah