It’s pretty clear which moviegoers want to be entertained and which ones want to be impressed in spite of themselves.

Filoni has proven he gets a Star Wars. So as long as it feels like Star Wars, I’m convinced I’m going to have a good time.

And being better than the last several theatrical movies is a pretty low bar to clear.

I mean, why wouldn’t you build SeaLab? No one built them “too big” during beta testing?

Now make the Doom soundtrack PLAY in the Library of Congress.

Mechanics would be passing out due to how bad the hanger bay smells.

So that’s why Pike wasn’t affected when the Keepers made an Orion dance for him. They didn’t take into account the pheromones and Pike saw the seduction for what it was and walked out.

Klingon gods are more trouble than they’re worth.

I listen to tech podcasters. This is not satire, this is reality.

Most people find Houston, Texas to be hostile.

Just driving on Westheimer is enough to make rational people leave.

Here’s hoping all the talent like Victoria abandons Texas and makes the Zodiac State insolvent.

Yes, please stop building both of those things.

Or a solar farm, so it doesn’t have to be an eyesore either.

Would not surprise me one bit if the current app is built on top of the original codebase from 1997.

He’s wearing a bomber jacket for some reason.

And it’s a new Spider suit.

There’s also a behind the scenes video that could provide some clues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GW4JPeqm3s

“Guys, I fucked up. I watched the WRONG Alien vs Predator movie. I need therapy.”

“Riker, where was that off switch again?”

“You ready to relive elementary school, neighborooni?”

fig. 1: Yummy

Implying priests hire adult escorts.

That’s exactly how I lost a full-time technical position at Apple. Weird.

He’s the reason why they won’t come back.