It’s unfair that bimonthly and biweekly can mean either or, but biannual gets to be specific. I say we banish it to ambiguity like the others.

I could never keep those straight.

Anytime going to prison comes up, I assume trump is automatically included. Being a convicted felon and rapist, and all that. While we’re at it let’s take elon’s taxpayer funded assets and toss him in with them.

Yes, they should. Let’s make a human centipede out of them.

Now there’s a poem waiting to happen.

But hey, if RFK is serious about minimizing medication, maybe he should start by investigating places like this. That’ll happen, right? Right?

What I would like to see happen is trump stiffing them on aid and a bunch of people rethinking their vote as a result.

What will probably happen is trump stiffing them on aid, and a bunch of people worshipping him even harder while finding some way to blame democrats for the situation.

edit: typo, and the realization that what I would really like is for those people to get all the help they need regardless of who they voted for. Dunno how likely it is to happen, but fingers crossed.

He should be committed. Fucking criminal. I hope he ends up in a country where the ICC can actually take him into custody.

You can’t spell lonely without Elon. What an absolute fucking tool.

This is the most hilarious comment I’ve read in a while. Thank you!

You just described my drive home last night. Had someone with blinding headlights behind me almost the entire time. Finally got the bright (ha ha) idea to adjust my mirrors. Not sure if it worked on them, but at least my eyesight was restored.

Anyone who always needs brights to drive at night, probably shouldn’t be driving at night.

What an absolute turd.

For everyone wondering about the dog, it looks like he hasn’t been found yet. Police are searching for a male suspect and are “. .determined to ensure that all those responsible for this heinous crime are held accountable and that Onyx is safely returned to his rightful owner”.

Quoted article: https://countylocalnews.com/2024/02/03/dognapping-suspect-sadie-slater-arrested-after-allegedly-driving-off-with-french-bulldog-victim-clinging-to-car-hood/

Seriously. Why isn’t this mentioned.

We are so derpy ♥️

Holy shit, that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! Scotch, actually, but close enough.

Edit: Just saw that it’s tomorrow. No problem. I’ll do it two days in a row, twist my arm.

I’ve never seen the level of problem described in the article. Self checkouts work fine around here (Massachusetts) and people seem to prefer them to the cashier checkouts.

I don’t understand how using a cell phone while driving is a violation in most places, but using a touchscreen as the dashboard is is just fine. Whaaaa …?

Wow, no kidding about being supportive! I’m pretty impressed by the quality therapy provided here by the Prince of Darkness.

Something tells me the rest of the tract plotline doesn’t quite portray it that way.