Suck his dick to assert dominance

At least he’s honest

Everybody’s luck runs out eventually.

bananART

I’d say use tiny scissors but I accidentally clipped myself open doing that once

Same I guess we die

Lizard

Okay so I think he meant why is the floor halfway painted blue but yeah

Or better yet, just stay home in the first place

I swear I just looked this up the other day… I didn’t realize they would so vulenrable. That’s a bit concerning

iTs StAgEd!!!

I haven’t had sex in like 5 years and I’ve never been happier. People are fucking annoying

Suck his dick if that doesn’t work

Brilliant take