I’M JIMMY, I’M THE BAWS, IF I WANNA BE THE PIG, JIMMY WILL BE THE PIG, GIMME THAT, I WANNA BE THE PIG, YEAH JIMMYS THE BAWS.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Malaysian government to conduct in-depth study next year on abolishing death penaltyEnglish
3·15 hours agoI legit thought that was a cheese grater in the thumbnail.
Because I’m a masochist and I refuse to be forced out by incompetence.
That’s just a medieval medical journal.
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iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev•Can I post my general concerns and questions on technology in this community ??🤓🤓🤓English
6·2 days agoI dunno, can you?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Um, actually, Neville Chamberlain didn't "cave" to Hitler, he actually got a lot out of the deal.English
17·4 days agoHey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.
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News@lemmy.world•Sean 'Diddy' Combs in Poisoning Fear After Being Caught Drinking 'Potentially Deadly' Moonshine in PrisonEnglish
59·4 days agoHahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.
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Tech@programming.dev•Gemini AI Can Read Your Gmail Now, Google Says — Meh!English
6·4 days agoCool, now it can read all the shitty spam or truth social begging emails I get.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should start doing this todayEnglish
1·4 days agoNow go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should start doing this todayEnglish
4·4 days agoOk.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should start doing this todayEnglish
15·5 days agoDo it, it’s so much fun.
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Good News Everyone@piefed.social•Rare white Iberian lynx captured on film in Spain by amateur photographerEnglish
10·5 days agoLooks like it’s saying " Did you just take a fucking picture of me?"
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Economy@lemmy.world•Michael Jackson Returns To No. 1 In America Thanks To HalloweenEnglish
1·5 days agoJesus Christ, I thought he was like back from the dead for a second there.
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.
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cats@lemmy.world•Behind the scenes look at the special FX in Jurassic Park (1993)English
10·6 days agoDun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun,
Dun dun, dun
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News@lemmy.world•'Yeeted me off the couch': Behavioral school worker slings 10-year-old across room 'like Superman' following dispute over blanket, cops and mom sayEnglish
9·6 days agoslings 10-year-old across room ‘like Superman’
Like did the kid fly across the bus like superman or did he pick him up and throw him like superman.
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Star Trek Social Club@startrek.website•Creation Entertainment have announced ENT cast members for STLV 2026English
6·7 days agoFuck off cunt, no we don’t!









Only one of them is gonna get crushed by Beverly.