There’s a type of cyst called dermoid cyst which can grow hair, nails or even teeth inside it.

Cowboys were white.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy#Ethnicity

I didn’t vote for them

Bitche, please ==> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitche

“Okay, but why the fine-structure constant?”

Relevant XKCD : https://xkcd.com/1808/

Just throw it behind your kart to slow down your opponents

Is it the reason why you were stoned to death if you said Jehovah?

They call him “Shaggy” for a reason…

Well, at least, clowns are funny

I disagree… At least, clowns know what they’re doing

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/456/

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People tend to forget we liked Ronald McDonald Insanity back in the days

This is a friendly warning

I’m not your friend, bro!

…contrary to JFK who couldn’t stop the bullet from hitting that guy in the front seat. Take that, democrats!

That sounds like a newspaper you find in a post-apocalyptic game

Oh, that explains why they don’t drive cars

I don’t have a personal story to share but a big french youtuber, Tibo in Shape, made several videos about his porn addiction.
You can watch it here, he even dubbed it in english : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9FQ9Z8gl4