You’re significantly misunderstanding me, but that’s fine since I won’t support trans people anymore since you think I’m an enemy.

Might as well be the person I’m portrayed as instead of the person who wants trans people to survive as long as possible.

Do you have an actual question there?

Are they actually, though?

Capitalism and publicly traded are like 3 sides of the same coin.

I love my coworkers because if I said this unhinged bullshit at them, they’d laugh their ass off.

Does is?

Is it Actually a victory?

This is a very good reason for Android to allow voice recording

Shit, I only have 7. I need to step up my game. I need to beat a priest. If only I hadn’t given my oldest cat to a family friend who needed a needy mother fucker.

Just kidding, the cat in question always hated not being an only cat, so we gave her to a retiree who’s husband and dog died within months of each other, and spends all day giving her attention.

It was hard, but Patchy is in her retirement home.

That’s a load of shit. Being queer owned doesn’t preclude you from capitalism.

My therapist told me that my facial hair made me look like a terrorist.

He wasn’t wrong, because I can only grow a Hitler mustache so I shave the whole thing, but he’s still an asshole (but I love him)

But, he’s the reason I went clean shaven.

New headcannon.

I have that problem with my boxers in the morning.

Queer owned businesses aren’t ones that 99.9% of people interact with on a daily basis. I doubt there are 5 queer owned businesses that are publicly traded.

That’s the most realistic cat I’ve ever seen in this style of artwork.

Trump also straight up bragged on live TV about rigging the election and no one said a fucking word.

“I was president, then I wasn’t. Then they rigged the election, and now I’m president again.”

Whenever I see assholes saying that we voted for this, I try to bring up that we fucking didn’t.

I’m sorry that the men in your life have made you feel that way about my entire gender. We’re not all child rapists, I can assure you.

For what it’s worth, when I was 23 I broke up with my 18 year old girlfriend because the difference in maturity levels made me uncomfortable.

My wife is actually still 5 years younger than me (she was in her late 20s when we met), but she’s definitely more mature than I am. Hell, her friends are all older than me.

And not once have I ever done anything that could remotely be interpreted as pressuring her into sex. Hell, our relationship has kinda suffered because I won’t try to initiate sex if I know she’s feeling bad, but she’s chronically sick so she’s always feeling bad.

You lost me at move the orange idiot daily. But I have a fondness for orange idiots.

What a psychopath, but I’m balding so this hits me differently.

I love salty cookies! Once in high school a girl made day of the dead biscuits, but instead of tablespoons of salt she used cups. I still ate that shit, but my prescription amphetamines make me constantly dehydrated.