I’ll be a platypus… for you

This is America. Freedom of speech is only for the silent.

This is the way

Why is he taste testing sparks?

This is the way

^ this

And I still do

Who do I sue to get back the illegal tarrifs I paid on the hot tub I imported?

🎶High in fiber, low in fat

Hey, I bet ya didn’t know that! 🎶

Indeed, but…

Checks notes: Tuesday ✔️ Dark✔️ Song says “Tuesday night” ✔️

I’m good.

Normal Tuesday night for

Lil marmite to make that beef flavor pop

Sorry, Arwen. No idea why that would be gross.

Can’t get to three without two

That’s “chicken bird for midday lunch,” Carl.

Legen…

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What kind of toaster tier list leaves out T Tier!

Yeah. Carpet is gross. Especially in that environment.

The lack of Bad Horse is concerning

Normal Tuesday night

me(t)h