GOG 💪

I mean look at things objectively. He’s got no actual experience as a leader, no political ideas except that he should be king, his father was terrible for the people of Iran, and most of his supporters are diasporic. He’s a shoe-in!

Thank goodness. I hate suicide, but faced with an aggressive swarm of determined coconut crabs while badly injured, I might check myself out.

Hey, HISTV is showing a ton of promise right out the gates. Targeting 5mbps, I’m cutting anime episodes down from 2gb to 1gb with barely any noticeable change in quality. This is some gourmet shit, brethren.

Ohh, that’s fucking interesting

Honestly just leave your toothbrush out, it’s fine. You’re microdosing eating ass 😉

I don’t know, even a broken Doomsday Clock is right twice a day.

I keep reminding myself: I’m not the empire.

The US did a bad job shaping you into what it needs most, an unthinking self-interested cur. We were supposed to repeat its myths without actually believing in them, apparently. Myths like “give us your huddled masses”, “we the people”, and the “rule of law”.

Pretty words. They should have been real. I find the more I disentangle myself from any national identity, the better I feel.

I was only trying to cede the point in a sarcastic way, it just didn’t come across well. Oops, fuck it

You should. Even if everything about the elections was exactly as advertised, it’s still an unfair election. Citizens United, lobbyists, gerrymandering, voter suppression tactics, party controlled primaries, and FPTP voting are inherently and deliberately unfair.

Then there are the (currently unproven) allegations that Musk may have done something sneaky with voting machines, not to mention the fact that the Dems ran with an unpopular, no-primary “take it or leave it” non-progressive uninspiring candidate at the last minute, seemingly losing on purpose.

Biden promised to be a single term president, and if he hasn’t lied about that, we wouldn’t be in Iran right now.

We’re still somehow not over the hipstery conceit that anything with mass appeal is inherently flawed.

She would never pay for drinks in my presence, say that much.

I’ve done that, it’s unpleasant but at least only the smell follows you home.

The last few decades in tech have been a generally abysmal downward arc. I used to envy my friends who got into software early, carved out a niche, and made great money. Now they’re depressed and neurotic, all the money in the world and barely ever happy. Sorry if you thought I was making light of your hardship, humour is just how I cope with my own troubles. I’m glad you found a path forward.

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It’s valid! I’m just delighted by the genuine human feeling of it, people are great.

How long can laurels be rested on? Apparently at least 25 years.

It’s gotta depend on the zombo convo; are these metabolically intact organisms with only overt zombie-like behaviours, or are they supernaturally endowed? Pooping is necessary to a human organism only, because as we all know, necromancers don’t give a shit.

Anon just wanted to make a physicist pick up a can 😀

Good mom.