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Couch Fucker: Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe!
Reporter: Safe from who?
Couch Fucker: From us of course!
Don’t call him that it’s disrespectful.
Disrespectful to his victims that is, he’s a “Couch Rapist”
Go fuck a couch, Vance. No one cares. Trump just grabbed you by your bussy so he could have someone who criticized him to scream “yes Daddy” when he pissed on your face. Posturing coward.
Dear anyone from Greenland: Given how little of a shit the US Government cares about the US, I hope you aren’t falling for this bullshit.
General Zod wore it better, makeup and all.
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He is trying to look like Zelensky. How pathetic is that??
At the same time he looks like he forgot to remove the eyeliner from last night.
Weird to think he puts it on every morning thinking it looks good on him, just like Trump does with his terrible tan. Republicans have a thing for gaudy and tacky like no other.
American politicians are a disgrace I find it hard to understand how people can be paid to lie, destroy diplomatic relationships, victimise veterans and what will be collapse the economy
Obscene wealth. All of these people have sold their souls to billionaires.
Did this fuckwit steal Zelenskis look?
Isn’t 04/02 supposed to be some martial law day? Maybe he’s getting ready to declare that he can’t wear a suit again, until the “war” is over.
why is vance copying zelensky dress code.
He wants to steal some valor from Zelensky.
WTF is going on anymore?! I feel like we are living in a fever dream.
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They made the classic mistake of autocracies… they started believing their own propaganda.
Agreed. I can fully see martial law being implemented or an actual civil violence happening just as midterms are about to begin.
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4/20 blaze it!
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I don’t think they care about elections very much anymore. They just openly buy them now (combined with all the voter suppression of course). These guys are what the US is stuck with from now on unless forcibly ejected.
I think they don’t really know what is going on because they are evil morons, they want everything done right now, without knowing exactly what “everything” is except more grifting and pleasing Putin.
Denmark indeed didn’t do enough to keep Greenland safe. They let Vance go there.
Backdrop of military folk because:
- They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
- Because of The Implication
- Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown
The wide shot is also hilarious:
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The soldiers look like children who would rather be in gym class instead of going to the school assembly XD
Backdrop of military folk also because this press conference (to the several embedded press people they dragged along for the event) was held at the US military base on Greenland - because they were not invited to visit any other part of Greenland.
So, they had literally nobody else who could be in the background of the shot except reporters and US base personnel.
Both Denmark and Greenland governments responded by saying they view this as an escalation and that Vance had better watch his tone. I think they should start talking about cancelling the renewal date of the land lease for the US base (doesn’t matter if the date is far in the future, just telling them they’re risking expulsion is enough).
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03-30/denmark-criticises-vance-tone-in-greenland/105113854
Hi erm…guys…semper fi right?….erm…can you stand behind? Yeah just like behind yeah…whatever makes sense. How long you been here?
Also, he is too cowardly to actually say this in Nuuk and has to say it at Pituffik Space Base 1000+ miles away, like the couch defiler he is.
They chose the dorkiest looking dudes too
from whom, mofo. from whom.
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Alberta : I chose to ignore that
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… not sure if you’re mad at me or Alberta.
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all good
