My chihuahua is vying to become the new champion.
Nah, it’s humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You’re walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You’ve guessed it, farts. The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
Whilst I appreciate the Python reference.
I believe the meme is implying a far more intimate fart, as in contact between the farter and the fartee.
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
Humans by far, I think.
Reasons:
- We own pets, some of which sit on our laps and fart.
- Some people find it funny and fart on others.
- Some people find it hot and fart on others / get farted on.
- Also, in a sense we love yeast farts so…
I have a 10 year old boy. I’ve been farted on for 10 years.
At least he is past the age of pooping on you!
Tapeworms disagree.
The horses are farting back
I guarantee my dog holds that record.
fartdog georg
right about now, fart soul brother
check it out now, fart soul brother
Most grinded on animal for sure.
Figured that would be cows. But I think we’re both right, for different reasons.
false ; pug owners get farted on more than any other animal
Karma.
Very sad
I’m no horse expert, but I believe that horses fart back.
Yeah, but they’re into that shit.
It’s not shit, it’s farts
Lucky ass horse
That’s a regular horse. They just look like that.
The look of the horse… Seems deeply unhappy.
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In my teens I farted on my best friends little brother. Made it natural. He was taking his turn playing a video game and sitting on the floor. I was standing talking to his brother. I leaned back a touch and let it rip on his shoulder.
His reaction was priceless. Horror and “aahhh I felt my shoulder vibrate!”
“and then the smell hit him. I wish I could tell you he fought the good fight…”
i wouldn’t mind being that horse
Horses make women cum more than any other animal.
Horseback riding is notorious for the firm and rhythmic pressure applied to the groin area.
Source: known more than one horseback riding girl who freely communicated this.
Wait, are these ladies out there cumming?
