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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 7 个月前

Don't forget to sand

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Don't forget to sand

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 7 个月前
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  • macniel@feddit.org
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    7 个月前

    I don’t like sand. Its rough, it’s irritating especially when it speaks german.

    • B-TR3E@feddit.org
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      7 个月前

      Schutt up and eat your zand. Do not force me to go for ze Labskaus!

      • tauren@lemm.ee
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        7 个月前

        But my Sandschneidemaschine is broken!

        • B-TR3E@feddit.org
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          The Sandschneidemaschinenmechanikermeister will take care of that.

  • stu42j@lemm.ee
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    Curious how the “an” in Germans is in lowercase when the rest is uppercase

    • lgmjon64@lemmy.world
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      You’re right. Almost makes me think it might be photoshopped.

      • sobriquet@aussie.zone
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        Are you saying the internet could be lying to me?! :shocked-pikachu:

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  • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    That looks like Hans Sanitizer.

    • sobriquet@aussie.zone
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      I spent way too much time trying to figure out what percentage of the German population are named “Hans” to see how effective this would be. According to this site and assuming a population of 84m, there’s about 0.01%. This product claims to be 0.09% effective against Germans, so it seems to be Sanitizing more than just Hans.

      • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        My efforts produced .25% as the number indicating this only works on the weakest hans.

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    7 个月前

    Fission Mailed Successfully

  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world
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    That’s like 7,5 million Germans.

  • Übercomplicated@lemmy.ml
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    7 个月前

    “Masturbating Formula with Vitamin M”

    See, the version without Vitamin M is less effective…

  • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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    Interestingly, hanitizer is what I call the sanitizing stuff you put on you hands.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      My dad does too lol

      • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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        I see your dad values efficiency in his communications.

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          He’s also a primary care provider lol

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    It seems the original post was deleted, but I found this version with more pixels. Sadly, someone added some shit all over it. I might try to edit it out later.

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