Grok: turn left here buddy.
User: um… No, there’s no turn there.
Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.
This comment is just wrong.
Obviously it would demand a hard swerve to the right.
Take the third reich
Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.
If you drive
alonea Tesla, you drive with HitlerHitler, take the wheel!
Mechahitler*
Did your car just call me a k***?!
Jesus Christ… take your upvote
Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller.
When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.
in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich
I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn’t make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.
It’s a Nazi car.
Old nazis must be pissed that new nazis suck at making cars though
The prevalence of Nazis among founders of car makers historically is definitely worth noting. With both Ford and Musk as Nazi sympathizers, it’s a definite majority in the USA.
*SwastiKKKar
Well yeah, he’s a Nazi. That’s well-established.
He wants to spy on his customers even more.
Make the car puke itself each time someone says anything disparaging about him.
Yall upvote, but seriously, do you think this beneath him?
“Now you can make every car ride awkward with our Virtual Racist Uncle Mimic! Tesla - the cars with VRUM!”
It just nuts that anyone would want this.
Probably nobody that isn’t a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.
Anybody that still sees a Tesla as a viable purchase IS nuts.
Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?
It’s going to be a fun time when that happens for the first time.
Grok: “Jew on the bike! Get him for 10 points!”
Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say “grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine.”
Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.
Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.
agreed, but it should be GLaDOS telling you she’s going to kill you after you park, not a Nazi car trying to stoke its boss’ fragile Nazi ego
The road rage amplifier.
Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok
When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.
So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.
I’m hoping it’s because cruise control needs to go through a lot more strenuous QA than an only-used-while-parked feature like a game, but at this point, who knows.
