Maybe one of these days I’ll have an actual conversation with a woman again (outside of work related convos).
“I’ve been watching you from over there, and was wondering whether to come up to you to talk, but I couldn’t help myself… So I’ve come to tell you your squat form is terrible and you’ve taken over half an hour here doing your non-exercise. Give someone else a chance on the squat rack.”
“Also, the silver lining for me is that when you blow your back out, you won’t be here at the gym taking up space for a few days.”
A few days… More like weeks
No, you’re supposed to keep working out (with lower weights). It heals faster than if you would pause working out
Ah, the return of good thing bad thing penguin.
*Socially Awesome/Awkward Penguin

Sorry bro that was a low commitment Icebreaker and you absolutely blew your shot to start a real conversation.




