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Sen. Mitch McConnell, 83, fell to the ground in a Capitol hallway Thursday afternoon as he made his way to Senate votes. This is a developing story. Please check back for updates.

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McConnell, who announced in February that he would not seek reelection, fell to the floor while two volunteers from the environmental advocacy group Sunrise Movement approached the senator and asked him a question about Immigration and Customs Enforcement actions. He did not respond to the question. The senator seemed unsteady, but got up and kept walking with the help of his detail. He then waved to the two individuals who were questioning him.

Attack by environmental terrorists confirmed.

Now the Congress will obsess itself finding out who on the Senate janitorial staff is an Antifa plant

It’s so sad that McConnell isn’t going to live to see the America he was so instrumental in creating.

I hear he got back up, so bad news everyone.

Fuck this headline … tell us when he’s freakin dead.

As long as he didn’t land on the back of his shell, he should be able to get up. Turtles are pretty close to the ground anyway.

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Come on broken hip! The hero America needs!

Oh no, is the hallway OK?

Finally some good news from the capital.

Who cares if he falls? I want to celebrate him being unable to get back up. Write the article when that happens.

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I can’t wait to piss on this fascist fuck’s grave.

Spoiler alert: there was no open pit :(