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Fred may have been “utterly useless” but I don’t see any names for the other animals or human survivors, so good on you Fred.
She was one wyrd sister
I saw what you did there. And I applaud you. Please be so kind as to accept my up-vote.
The survived by section reads like a twelve days of Christmas song
An oldie but an amazing goodie. Thank you, dear OP, for posting this.
Oh wow and thank you for the link to the actual source!
May she Rest in Peace n Party’s.
I like how, unlike other animals here, the turtle has no description. I guess the shell-buddy was just neutral. (Also, it’s not uncommon that turtles outlive the people who love them. That is the true tragedy of turtles.)





