Based on decades of research. No feedback or change requests will be accepted.
No Sunbeam radiant control toaster. This list is a farce.
Came here to say this, also “hello, fellow Technology Connections watcher!”
There’s dozens of us!
Way more than dozens, certainly
Only made possible through the magic of buying two of them
We’re most of lemmy I’d bet
God tier toaster
Toaster ovens are S tier. This is whack af.
Toaster ovens are multifunctional devices which are good for many cooking tasks. You can do a lot with one, but this flexibility means making compromises.
When it comes to the very specific task of quickly and efficiently making toast, they are not the most optimised tool.
Maybe not, but i like looking through the little window and watching the bread change color to toast.
afraid not. nothing beats the simplicity of bread in, button down, toast out.
all those are weak sauce.
behold. the best toaster that toasts toast.
used to throw half baguettes in for meatball subs.
long is far superior to short bread sized slots.
This is the toaster equivalent of the longcat meme.
the F tier needs to be only for Internet-of-shit smart toasters with led screens.
Wait, that one weird toaster from the Charlie Brown movie exists in real life?
Excuse me, am I in the right place? I’m looking for somewhere to rant about toasters that beep, and toasters with a motorised lift system.
They feel fancy and then sometimes they try to short circuit your house and then the replacement electrocutes the electrician. cough Breville cough
where the frying pan?
How the fuck am I just learning that toasters can have little racks on top for croissants?
I assume you can’t actually bake them like this. This is just for reheating them while keeping them crispy and flaky, right?
It’s for heating/toasting anything to big to fit in the slots like baguette croissant.
Toaster with a rack on top is just an inferior variant of a toaster oven.
What the hell is going on with the F tier?
Usually F is the worst rating but you have it as the best, which is confusing.
No single long slot toaster is a disappointment. Both sides are always equally toasted, and you can fit wide bread slices without having to cut them
Sorry to have disappointed you. I will do better next time.
Seems like you’re ranking stuff low that’s built for different use cases. Like one of those is explicitly for making toast over a campfire, which is really handy if you’re camping.
/r/toasterovenclub does not forget
I got that philips from s tier list been using for the past 7 years no issues probably will last a lifetime
This list is missing the Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster, which is utterly unique, and, imo, absolutely S-Tier.
I was beyond belief that such a tier list could exist without it.
I don’t need to click that link to know what channel it is.
As I said, no change requests will be accepted. Thank you for your cooperation.
(It would be B tier anyway. It doesn’t work with thicker slices and it’s unique features are not enough to take it to A)
You’re objectively wrong, but I appreciate your conviction.
Thank you.
