I’m hanging out with the horse women.
8 of course, I wanna hang out with pikachu :3
I’m sitting next to house because if I don’t bother him he’ll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep
fuck it, 7, at least by the end i’ll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention
I’ll stand, thank you.
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
This is the one true answer
9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Trick question, Lemmy is God!
Love Airheads.
I’m not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy_(social_network)
Lemmy is free and open-source, social news aggregation software for running self-hosted discussion forums.[3][4][5] These hosts, known as “instances”, communicate with each other using the ActivityPub protocol.
No need to thank me
What the fuck? How have I not heard of a place like that? I think I’ll blindly fail for hours to find a way to join, and end up on the most basic sounding and highly toxic one and not have it in me to make more accounts.
Lemmy was the founder and only constant member of the band Motorhead. He was Motorhead, he played rock and roll.
Also seems we’re in the same boat, I have no idea who bbno$ is.
bbno$ is a rapper (arguably used to be a meme rapper) who’s made a ton of songs that blew up on TikTok. You’ve probably heard some of his songs without knowing it just because of how pervasive tiktok music is in society
Interesting, I’ve never heard of him. But then again I’m in my 40’s, single and no kids, never had a tiktok account, and mostly consume self-hosted media. Some of the locally owned stores I shop at play some…interesting… house music, so maybe I have heard his music and just don’t know it.
This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they’re great in very different ways lol
100% this plane’s crashing.
7, for sure. House doesn’t want to talk, I don’t want to talk, we’re cool.
6 so I can kick House’s chair.
6 would be him kicking yours?
Oh fucking hell, could you imagine house on this plane? Esp with ASH behind him?
5 if you want interesting.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin. No idea who the other guy is, but it could get interesting if he has to take a piss.
Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.
5 and the seat beside it would both be free sure to Kevin Smith being kicked off the plane (at least if the fight was United)
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/aubreygordon/flying-while-fat
Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.
‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’
5
Endless entertainment, whether they’re in character or not.
4 4 4 4 4 4 4 please oh god 4 4 4 please. Best cat boi. 9 is also fine because bbno$ is really chill.
Mraow~! 4 fr :3









