The dude that doesn’t even know how to buy a donut? Good plan.
Whatever works.
I’m hoping he bungles the negotiations so much that it’s like the plot of a Sitcom. In the end the only way to make it work is for JD Vance to personally convert to Shia Islam.
He has to wear a pig snout mask and post a video of him prancing around saying “I’m a little piggy” while smacking his ass.
If I were the Iranian delegation I’d insist he has to thank them repeatedly.
wasnt he with ORBAN earlier trying to boost his election chances.
Yeah, but they dropped. Bootstraps and all that, time to move on to bigger things, right?
vance appeared to move onto another country already. probably couldnt reap orban’s soul, to corrupted.
Once again. Irán has publicly stated they are not communicating with America and Israel. We’ve literally killed the last 3 delegations and their leaders while “negotiating”. We lied about the first ceasefire and tried using it a reason to continue the war. What a joke of a nation.
I think I got an idea on why he’s REALLY going to Pakistan.
https://hbfurnitures.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/sofa-1-6.jpg
Or maybe he’s into…
https://hbfurnitures.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/s-233-4.jpg
anywhere he goes turns to shit so this’ll go… well
So that’s how Vance is going to try to distance himself from the sinking ship.
