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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 天前

Neighbor very proud of her life choices

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Neighbor very proud of her life choices

Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 天前
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  • r8KNzcU8TzCroexsE2xbWC@lemmy.ca
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    6 天前

    It makes sense, DisplayPort is objectively superior to HDMI

  • Cabslock@lemmy.world
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    6 天前

    They loved P

    But not anymore

    • JoShmoe@ani.social
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      6 天前

      Now they pitch exclusively for P.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 天前

      The first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only

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        I don’t wanna know what bodymods you’d have to do for that to work…

        • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml
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          6 天前

          That made me chuckle.

  • whimsy@lemmy.zip
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    6 天前

    Thought this would be a violet 08 meme

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      6 天前

      Violet08 making a name for themselves

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      6 天前

      Based on recent posts, it might be her car.

  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    Double Penetration?

    Donkey Punch?

    Democratic Party?

    Deep Purple?

    Director of Photography?

    Dense Patterns?

    Dinner Parties?

    Please give me your neighbours number so I can ask for clarification.

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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      6 天前

      Disney princes.

    • DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org
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      6 天前

      Don Pablo?

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        6 天前

        Dom Perignon?

    • univers3man@piefed.world
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      6 天前

      Doctor Pepper?

      • MycelialMass@lemmy.world
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        6 天前

        I see you are also a person of culture

    • Soulphite@reddthat.com
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      6 天前

      Maybe she loved prince?

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 天前

      Sorry I don’t need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    6 天前

    Dr. Pepper?

    Donkey Punching?

    Double Penetration?

    Display Picture?

    Double Play?

    Disabled Person?

    • unitedwithme@lemmy.today
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      6 天前

      Disney Princesses?

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      6 天前

      Deadpool

  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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    My wife is from a town and a whole bunch of them call Dr Pepper DP. It’s hilarious and I got her mom to say it at Thanksgiving.

  • chunes@lemmy.world
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    I also like dynamic programming. It can solve some tricky problems concisely.

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    6 天前

    When did violet get a new ride?

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      6 天前

      I was really hoping someone would make this connection. Thank you.

  • Jhogenbaum@leminal.space
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    Dead prez got that crazy shit. They keep it crunker. John blaze n shit.

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      6 天前

      image

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        I love DP

        I honestly assumed this license plate was cool AF

  • some pirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Drugs and porn

  • Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app
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    Everyone is coming up with options BETTER than double penetration. I’d like to go the other way!

    Dick pus

    Daddy’s penis

    Dick punching

    Debraiding penises

    Debilitating pain

    Darth Plagueis

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      But that’s the thing about DP, you can go both ways at the same time.

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    Who doesn’t love Daft Punk?

  • LilRed@lemmy.org
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    @[email protected]

  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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    Awww, I loved P, too!

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      Will you ever go back to P again?

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        Only if I put down a tarp first.

  • JoshCodes@programming.dev
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    Dynamic programming is a headfuck when you first learn it, they’re obviously just a superior being.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      If you learn the correct pathways through recursion it isn’t so bad.

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