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Oh captain, my captain!
SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING
Just a second, only a few more calibrations
Not incest but fraternization.
“Make it so, number one.”
“Damnit Captain, I’m a doctor not a bottom!”
“I’m not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain.”
Yep. Checks out.
Or “your honor”:
Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?
I’m imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say “yes your honour” in court.









