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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Is this romantic or a red flag?

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Is this romantic or a red flag?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • teft@lemmy.world
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    To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

    Never stick your dick in crazy.

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    • TSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.world
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      To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

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      I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it

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      Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.

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      Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.

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      Never stick your dick in crazy more than once.

      FTFY

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