I’ve long wanted a keyboard like that as someone who just writes code all day everyday. But my fear is that I’ll get stuck on a regular keyboard, like when I’m traveling, and just be completely helpless having forgotten how to type normally.
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Just push your settings to a public github repo or gist and you can wget them. Hell, if you have a domain just setup an easy-to-remember page that redirects to the github link … domain.com/configs. There are so many options for handling this situation.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Apple is reportedly getting ready to introduce ads to its Maps appEnglish
6·9 days agoI was so hopeful they might just skip one yearly release and focus on bug fixes and technical debt. But then they go and change the name of the version to match the calendar year, and now I’m convinced we’re never going to get a stable iOS again.
ヽ( `д´*)ノ
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News@lemmy.world•Trump likely to name White House ballroom after himself, officials say
7·14 days agoAnd his ballroom.
[Decision] Paralysis Parfait
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•This actually seems genius but it might be the muscle relaxers
41·17 days agoYou will probably want to have a passing familiarity with Docker.
I asked ChatGPT what would happen. Here you go:
If every atom in the universe suddenly gained one extra electron, the result would be instant, universe-ending chaos — in less than a nanosecond. Here’s why:
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1. Universal Negative Charge Imbalance
Right now, matter is electrically neutral — the positive charges in nuclei balance the negative charges of electrons. Adding one electron to every atom makes every single atom negatively charged. The universe instantly becomes dominated by repulsive electrostatic forces.
Coulomb’s law tells us electric forces are ~10³⁶ times stronger than gravity. That means: • Atoms would violently repel each other. • Molecules couldn’t hold together. • Planets, stars, and galaxies — all held together by gravity — would be ripped apart by overwhelming electrostatic repulsion.
Within moments, all normal matter disintegrates into a plasma of electrons and nuclei being hurled away from each other.
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2. Collapse of Atomic and Molecular Structure
Each atom now has one more electron than its nucleus can bind: • The extra electron would either occupy a weakly bound outer orbital or be completely unbound. • Chemical bonds depend on balanced electron sharing — those would fail instantly. • Solids, liquids, and gases all cease to exist in recognizable form.
Essentially, chemistry ends. There’s no more “matter” in the familiar sense — just a roiling cloud of charged particles.
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3. Energy Release on an Unimaginable Scale
The addition of an electron to every atom requires — or releases — colossal energy, depending on the element and context: • Ionization energies and electron affinities differ between atoms. • You’re effectively forcing a global-scale electron capture reaction.
But the real kicker is that the sudden Coulomb repulsion between everything would dwarf any nuclear explosion imaginable. The entire universe’s matter would “explode” outward — far beyond the speed of galactic escape velocities — powered by the electrostatic potential energy now released.
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4. No Stable Matter, No Light, No Universe
With matter annihilated into a universal electron-ion plasma: • Photons would scatter off free charges (via Thomson scattering). • The universe would become completely opaque. • Eventually, as it expands and cools, you might end up with diffuse clouds of charged particles, but never stable atoms again.
You’d basically reset the universe to something like an ultra-energetic pre-recombination plasma — except with the wrong charge balance and no chance of re-neutralizing.
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In short:
Adding one extra electron to every atom would: • Destroy all atomic and molecular structure. • Overwhelm gravity entirely. • Convert the universe into a high-energy, negatively charged plasma. • Likely erase all physical structures — stars, planets, life, everything — in an instant.
It’s not a slow catastrophe; it’s an immediate, total one.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A
3·26 days agoNorth Carolina’s finest.
Clitius. It actually sounds right.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Any swifties here to verify this?
71·29 days agoIt’s pretty bad. It genuinely sounds like it was written by AI.
They missed the opportunity to swap elephants on Postgres and PHP.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Unified Theory of American Reality
10·1 month agoYou just made me remember that book that came out in his first term reassuring everyone that there were “adults in the room” protecting us from certain doom.
What a crock of shit that turned out to be.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Product ownership 101
3·1 month agoSomeone completely incapable of coming up with a witty comment when it’s my time to shine.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Product ownership 101
2·1 month agox402 … charge for your time.
My dumb brain interpreted “lying about” in the sense of “with” or “around” and I was momentarily confused by the thought of CK lying with his head resting on a trans person’s chest. I need to get off the internet.
I don’t think people celebrate war in general. They celebrate the sacrifices made by people who fight in that war.
But, ya, violence is definitely necessary at times.




I can understand this sentiment, but it ignores the millions upon millions of votes that were never cast or never counted.
https://hartmannreport.com/p/trump-lost-vote-suppression-won-c6f
We owe it to ourselves to keep those people purged from voter rolls and forced to wait in hours long lines in mind when we talk about the election.