

Of the UK or Microsoft?


Of the UK or Microsoft?


Either one is equally likely at this stage


We won’t be free from Microsoft’s clutches in the UK until they shutdown sadly.
The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey


Express mail to the British Museum, please


Just did a quick search and you can buy similar power cleaning brushes from most online retailers as well as brick and mortar hardware shops in the UK. Temu are a scummy company, but this is a case where I don’t think you can really blame them.
Ah, young love


Oh you can go straight to hell for putting that jingle in my head, its one of the reasons I stopped watching TV.
EDIT: I opened the link and its worth it.
How in the hell did a six year old get hold of a gun?
Reminds me of when Kelloggs asked people in the UK to share on Twitter how they ate cornflakes and put the results in an ad. The results were: put the cornflakes in a bowl, pour on milk and then eat them. Like nobody could have foreseen such a result.
Similar to when a Disaronno ad told people how to make Disaronno and orange juice. Put Disaronno in a glass, then pour in orange juice.


Behold, a mammal!


This is Lemmy. I’ll give you one guess… and it ain’t beans.


You’re hungry but the leopards are very well fed


You can regularly blast the port with compressed air to minimise the build up of crud which necessitates this, but the time comes to all.

Unless your tires are overinflated.


An adult did this to me when I was a kid and got mad when I started spraying them with silly string.
Family lore says that my great-great grandfather got drunk after work one day, stowed away on a ship to Australia, walked through the back door of his old house 25 years later, sat down at the table and asked where the hell his tea was.