“(((We’re))) never beating the allegations, are we?” -my wife

Gentlemen, it’s been an honour sneering w/ you, but I think this is the top 🫡 . Nothings gonna surpass this (at least until FTX 2 drops)

hits blunt

What if we make an ai too based?

On one hand as a poor grad student in the past, I could imagine working for a truly repugnant corp. but like if you’ve already made millions from your stock options, wtf are you doing. Idk, i really thought they’d have some shame over it, but they said shit like “our customers really like our deliverables” and i just fucking left with my wife

I have family working there, who told me during the holidays, “Current leadership makes me uncomfortable, but money is good”

Every impression I had of them completely shattered, cannot fathom that level out sell out exists in people I thought I knew.

As a bonus, their former partner was a former employee who became a whistleblower and has now gone full howard hughes

Without doxxing, my job has a contract with nvidia and my boss said we are doing it to make agi. Can i build a little of a torment nexus as a treat? Ty ans bless

Shit like this ^ makes me feel insane when otherwise reputable experts start talking about llms taking over

Fuck bro that sucks

Another massive win for Dan H. Safety advisor to elon and xai

Ohoho, a beautiful lw begging post on this of all days?

Most insane part about this is after he assaulted the treasurer(?) of his foundation trying to siphon funds for an apparent terror act, the naive chuckle fucks still went and said “we dont think his violent tendencies are an indication he might do something violent”

Like idk maybe update on the fact he just sent one of his own to the hospital??

Banger

0 isnt a real probability, so i gotta give it the gentleman’s 50:50

🤢 🤮

Me in 2027 when the AI hasn’t turned me and the rest of ya’ll into corgis yet ;_;

(yes this actually happens in their most likely scenario forecast)

Whitehouse AI czar (rightfully) imo pointing out that it’s pretty shit behavior to shout fire in a movie theatre and instead of admitting fault just typing ¯_(ツ)_/¯ in chat

PERHAPS WE SHOULD HAVE TITLED OUR PREDICTION AI 2027 DIFFERENTLY???

The bailey: AI 2027 😱 The motte: ahem actually we had a footnote that said AI 2030, so we don’t need feel the need to retract/apologize/or slightly edit our fearmongering website.

Let this be an albatross around scoots neck forever lmaou.

Super forecasters update timeline by 150% their og forecast.

Fucking dumbasses

🇫🇷 En passant 🥖

I always thought he had some weird pro trumpy (“anti woke”) takes. Colour me shocked.

LMAOU congrats David.