Gray’s Sports Almanac 1950-2000.

He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips

People are broke and broken. They don’t care anymore and settle for sugar frosted cardboard for dinner. This guy is up there smiling and thinking “all this misery is great for business!”

Those hours are insane for a Grodge sale. 10hr days. I wonder if they have any used socks, I like them broken in.

I’m fine with an EV that only has a 100 mile range. Im just not willing to pay more that $15k for it. It obviously can be sold for that much. I don’t need a seat warmer or even powered windows, just a box with windows.

Have you tried lying on the floor, curling up into a ball, and giving up all hope? Always worked for me

Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops

There is never a better time to quit sugar than now. I lost 20 pounds within a few months when I did it. It is amazing the excess calories we eat without realizing.

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that’s how babby formed

Not me, I went straight to Unmotivated Anarchy

Nothing good, nothing bad. Like Chernobyl

My professional medical advice as a medicinal professional is to hey hey hey hey smoke weed every day

The soothing music of Robert Evans’s nasally voice saying the word Raytheon

I bet they are going to cancel Putin’s Netflix account now. Could start WW3

Sometimes the signs for bipolar disorder are in an easy to read bumper sticker format

Humans get to slowly raise the temperature of the world over 100 years until it causes a mass extinction event. It’s very effective.

I asked AI to make an image of me as a woman but all it showed was a giraffe. At least I was a good looking giraffe 🦒

I was going to say this is a spaghetti western

When I describe myself as a bottom it’s typically to mean bottom of the barrel. Where all the scraps and juices live

There’s always money in the banana stand. Eric needs a break from running it anyways.