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Cake day: October 2nd, 2023

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  • Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

    There are some things
    A guy gets from his pop
    Some of them things get spaced
    Others never forgot
    I got such a tradition
    I keep in my truck cab

    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

    Miles and miles and all the while
    I feel secure
    Even if the fuse gets short
    I know I can keep my nerve
    I believe in such a tradition
    I got it in my truck cab
    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

    Driving in his shoes
    Using the bottle he used
    Every time I pop I think
    Of my pop and pay my dues
    I respect such a tradition
    A shrine in my truck cab

    Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man












  • Was heading up 35 to the Cities last fall and came up behind an old pickup with Iowa plates. Guy was poking along 5 under the limit. I was just getting ready to pass him when all the sudden he veered hard off the road and into the ditch. I quickly pulled over to check on him. “Are you okay? What the heck happened,” I asked. “No, I’m fine,” he answered, “I was on my way up to the Fair, you know, and I was just thinkin’ about whether to go to the Dairy Building or the 4-H building first. But then I looked down and noticed my turn signal was on.”