“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

“This message brought to you by Wormbo. Eat corn cream!”

At least they didn’t get into Jordan Peterson lengths… those vids were short!

There’s some dipshit in other threads that’s convinced the only reason this happened is because the guy was rich. No other motivating factors. The Stockholm syndrome in this country is fucking bonkers.

For me with this ADD, a lot, honestly. But, if you’ve ever tried your hand at breeding in Ark, you kinda understand what is like to be a CPA in tax season.

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

I don’t how metal this really is; i can read those.

You beat me to it.

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

My hair is a frog. Your argument is invalid.

“Fuckin’ fascist!”

I don’t know what the gorram frak you’re talking about.

Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you’re gonna have a bad time.

“Why, Union_of_Kobolds, I’m impressed. You’re an oak.”

See the TURTLE of enormous girth, On his shell he holds the earth. If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…