Hey, if my Big Gulp doesn’t come in Xenomorph ounces I don’t want it.

If you haven’t seen it. Ted Lasso is a great one for this.

That’s alright, you tried. Looks like people understood the intent and had a good laugh. One of my dyslexic wife’s better misspeaks was taking a guess at “Jormungandr”, and she went with “Juggernaut”. Gorilla warfare certainly is a more fun image to picture.

If I’m not mistaken, the idea in this instance is: A joke becomes a lot less funny the 300th time around. If the was for comedy it was failing by being a reiteration of that same joke.

My wife uses one and it has helped her sleep better immensely. Anecdotal, but probably worth a shot.

I agree, this throws me off more than anything else with the changes.

This is what my wife and I do. We don’t buy presents. We go do an experience together!

Oh no, my good sir, not while you go into work.

While you’re at work. If you’re WFH, you could be staring at the door, that person is coming through the dog door anyway.

Do you also get creeped out by biopics? Someone playing someone else who isn’t them? What a terrible crime. At the very worst it’s someone spending their time to entertain us. It’s really not that unusual.

I respect this. I fix computers for a living and people tell you a surprising amount about their lives if you just nod and agree with platitudes like “Oh yeah, I definitely get it.” and “That’s fair enough”

https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs

The video for those who are curious. Absolutely worth the 20 minutes.

No worries my friend. We’re allowed to disagree. I hope you have a nice day.

I believe sarcasm qualifies as a form of irony.

Lol, gets me everytime. A good chuckle for the day. Thank you!

I agree with this 1000%. It’s not hard to get my friend group up for it in the first place, but if they have to, then I guess I get to recite all the trivia with minimal complaints.

My friend, you gotta get a different job. They are criminally underpaying you. I am currently working Desktop Support making $35/hr, I’d be astounded if any of our network engineers make less than that.

Using a correct English?

Does the Kremlin no longer provides English opportunities.

If you’re gonna be rude to other people about their English, maybe don’t fuck up in your own comment.

Dune gun control must be Leto’s peace!

I am with you. I also love banana flavored things.

That’s fair. Everyone has their own experience. Personally for me if I’m in pain and take some edibles, I am aware there is pain, but my brain doesn’t care about it. Certainly an interesting experience IMO