To be a Christian, you pretty much have to be gullible. It makes them convenient targets for propagandists.

Pentaverate was disappointing.

People aren’t laughing at you because you’re Christian in Texas you morons, they’re laughing at you because you think you’re being persecuted for your religion when you live somewhere where 80 percent of the population is Christian.

It means my liberal family think Biden is awesome, and there’s a lot of liberals who agree.

I didn’t think I was making it that complicated yet here we are.

You must not have any liberal family members.

Well hopefully it means more awesome Larian games though.

Divinity was amazing, literally downloading baldurs gate to play with the wife for valentines as we speak, so I love them.

But it probably won’t, it probably just means shitty magic crossovers and other horrible nonsense.

Well I’ll put the torch and pitchfork away for now then

I have no idea, but being told they weren’t allowed at that one Republican convention can’t have helped.

The Log Cabin Republicans are some of the stupidest people in the world.

Oh, you did too. I guess that’s why you always read the body text too.

Oh awesome I love Dr Wolff. I didn’t know he had a podcast. I’ll check that out, and I’ll probably pick up that book too.

That’s an important piece of information that’s left out of the title. This is why you always read the article.

Why is everybody so fucking stupid?

Imma just be pissed if her tiddies ain’t triangles.

Still doesn’t beat “Cow Tools”

I was on the web page for Pokémon Go today and there’s some valentines event that they called “Palentine’s day” and I read through it twice before I realized it didn’t say Palestine every time. I feel like they probably had to turn autocorrect off for that one.

If you’re wasting government time making something that’s already as illegal as cannibalism illegal then you should be declared unfit for office.

It’s not like you’d lose anything of value in the interim while you’re finding someone else. It’s not like she’s fucking doing anything.

This is the best joke I’ve seen in a long, long time.

It’s like I always say, the vagina is the doorway to the soul.

I’ve never heard of this model before. Where did you read about this? It’s cool and interesting and I’d like to read more about it.

Has this been implemented anywhere before?