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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • "One day it’s all going to come out. I’ll be dead but everyone will know what I did. History will show what I did to all those little kids…mmmmmm, little kids. I wish I could get it up so I could do some more raping.
    I just farted.
    No, wait, i shit myself.
    Where was i? Oh yeah, little kids…wait, did that guy just faint when he smelled my shit? Oh yeah, I do the best shits. Tremendous. Many have said my shits are the best. Big beautiful bum burger.

    Doobie doobie doo.

    I wonder which other wing I can knock down?
    May as well shit myself again…"