I’ve been saying that phones should have a rectal probe for a long time! Thanks for validating me.

Omg is this what Grandma was talking about? I never really understood

I’m not expecting the next presidential debate to be much more than grunting and screaming.

The you are not paying attention. They are legion.

You over estimate Americans. People said this shit about the orange goblin. This concept of let their dumbest most pathetic candidate rise to the top so we can crush them no longer works.

I think these people turn red usually in less than 12 seconds.

You can but I don’t. You pay the crypto to Kagi through a third party pay service. Its not 100% untraceable but it’s enough to keep you out of any automated tracking that Kagi is or will eventually be doing.

Feels like this is an add, but in case it’s not, I use crypto to pay the lowest rate plan and this keeps me anonymous. I really like it but would strongly advise against giving a search provider your personal info which you have to do if paying by credit card. Its a much different thing having your searches linked to an IP vs your cc, name and home address.

A graph of perceived pain when slowly inserting oversized pumice anal beads looks the same.

Used to just be called a dumb face.

If you see me making this face it means I’m peeing in your pool.

I don’t believe there is such a thing as protein bar manogomy. They will all betray you eventually. For about 30s when I try a new one I feel like Magellan, but then a few more bites, and I feel like despite being hungry I can’t finish the thing.

These are republicans. They have them

I think the pandemic made everyone realize how filthy floors are.

That T was just too much! Bandwidth back then isn’t what it is now.

Ah, so puritanical values are why it’s awful. Makes sense. Just not a perspective I share.

This is akin to cavemen concluding there’s no way an mri scanner could be possible.

Amazing camouflage. Nature is incredible.

Mine eats poop, I want the Frontpage.

Sam Altman is pretty awful, modern AI is pretty awful, but what specifically is pretty awful about this?

You want alien babies growing inside you because this is how you get alien babies growing inside you.