information about an individual is only released 100 years after their birth or 10 years after their death. This data is not available online and it must be requested in writing.

I scoured through the article and not sure if they sourced any address we can request this in writing.

What I enjoy about being a woman is 2026 is I am free to come & go as I please, have my own bank accounts & credit cards, responsible & accountable for my own self & my own money & I don’t have to answer to anyone,

but it sucks that I don’t have any other option.

I can’t just sit at home and have someone take care of me for the rest of my life. Because deep deep down, no matter what gender you are, you gotta admit, wouldn’t it be nice to have someone take care of you while all you have to do is sit around being sexy all day? 😜

The government needs to waste as much as possible every fiscal year, to ensure their budget each successive fiscal year continues to provide an overabundance of funds.

I like the businesses that ask you for your email address and they send you a code and then you put that code into their box and they do a new one every time like that, so there’s never a password required.

I’m 50% German, my grandpa’s parents left Germany and settled in Western USA during the Hitler debacle. I don’t know any more than that, but I’d like to think they left Germany because they were opposed to the tyranny they saw unfolding.

That brings it together nicely, still gotta explain his dislocated shoulder.

Yeah I really regret a couple weeks ago I didn’t fill up when the prices were at $6.10, which was ridiculously high already. I kept waiting for prices to go down but my tank was nearing empty, now the prices are nearly $8/gallon. I had to fill up. 😭

It cost $115 to fill my tank 6/10.

We all get excited when we see our dream home until the increasing mortgages & property taxes hit us

That guy’s mom must be so proud he made it on Broadway.

MEALTESS

Yes you said that.

How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?

Wow, I’m blocking you. Hey everybody block this guy so everything he does will never be seen.

I hate when my toothbrush refuses to brush my teeth before I tell it my social security number & give it a vial of fresh blood from my most recent sacrificial offering.

Yeah the one where we’re supposed to put our forearm through the hook. But you know people would just use their bare bacteria-ridden hands to pull that. Defeating the purpose of the germ-free handle.

I don’t think he called me very often. I lived with him. I saw him every day & slept with him every night.

Oh I thought you were going to cite some law regarding putting glow sticks in a fish bowl and man in gorilla suit terrorizing drivers.

When I first started this job they did not tell me this food was deducted from our paycheck whether or not we even step foot into the cafeteria, so when I looked at my pay stub a few months into my employment, was a little surprised but then realized based on what I’ve learned about human nature over the years, when people receive something for free they tend to appreciate it less, and abuse/misuse even disrespect such privileges, so I think it’s appropriate that we pay for this food. It only breaks down to $5.50 a day* for all you can eat buffet so it’s a pretty damn good deal as long as we use it because again, pretty sure they deduct the cafeteria fee from our paychecks whether or not we ever step foot in there.

• I did the math, I’ve only worked 28 days this year so far and they’ve deducted total $155.13 from my pay for the cafeteria this year so it breaks down to about $5.50 a day.

I wonder if every other detail of her life is similarly chaotic.

I wonder if she ever took the plunge and bought a real cyber truck when they came out.