Owner shot from behind by their own shotgun due to negligent firearm storage. Dog didn’t shoot shit.

Reminder that this is a stealth mission. You’re gonna want a stealthier animal than a chicken. Imagine crawling through the dark in tense silence, only to to given away by a loud BKAWK. Not even a hobbit could sneak further than Moria with that condition.

Furthermore; The One Ring’s greatest limitation is that it cannot just sprout legs and run off. Even beings of higher intelligence can be bent and manipulated to the ring’s will (IE its ultimate goal of returning to Sauron). Putting the thing on an animal sounds like the best opportunity one could give an evil, tangentially sentient piece of jewelry the option to pilot the poor creature like a meat-mech directly into Sauron’s clutches at the first opportunity.

As an aside: the ring could not be worn by said animal, it would needs be lashed to it. Imagine keeping track of a chicken which is now invisible to normal people, and also lit up like a beacon to the eye of Sauron and his otherwise day-blind ring wraiths. Bad idea.

Okay, I hate to be “that guy” but the over use of “—” in the writing next to certain phrases like “not X, but something more, something deeper, it’s Y”. Makes this article look 100% AI written to me. Like, I’m more than reasonable certain it is just copy pasted AI. Someone will need to prove to me that it isn’t at this point.

As inappropriate and watered down as it sounds, I honestly don’t think this country is going to vote in a female president this decade. Race plays a part too, but I honestly think that this country is more sexist than it is racist when it comes to presidential voting. It’s partially a gut feelings, but I think gender played a bigger role than many people think in the 2016 and 2024 elections. As messed up as it sounds, I think Bernie POTUS with AOC VP would stand a better chance of winning right now as opposed to the other way around. Even with all of the socialist/communist boogie-man bullshit that Bernie gets thrown at him.

All I’m learning is that somewhere between the ages 4-5, and in 20 year increments ever after. I am effectively immortal for up to one year. I must leverage this power to my advantage.

Orange man obviously couldn’t follow through on his “invade Greenland” distraction. Resorts to tearing shit down in his backyard instead like a kid who was banned from his neighborhood tree-house.

Ask him to host a public reading of the Epstein files in his new ballroom/hooker palace or whatever he’s actually building once it’s all done. Just to let him know that distraction #598 didn’t work.

Oh no. Which one of his six mansions in the US alone will he need to move his family to. Weather’s getting colder soon; so maybe he can over-winter at one of their private islands instead. Heard they have great child-care in those places.

Babe, wake up, a new Isekai anime plot just dropped.

It is both saddening but also wholly unsurprising that the “Tylenol causes autism” is probably a big reason for this. Not just because it’s baseless conspiracy slop; No, that would make too much sense. A big part of the divide is because the conspiracy slop enjoyers are upset that it isn’t THEIR conspiracy slop that he’s peddling. They’re mad that he isn’t saying this about vaccines first.

You and me both! Probably a lot of us for that matter. What makes it worse is that the mental image of Weird AL making a short video singing about magic beds kinda tracks for me. I was just wondering what Trump was sharing it for. I know that man isn’t cool enough to have an appreciation for Weird AL

Do whatever you like in a private capacity you diaper wearing taco. Threaten to use a government agency, that’s a technical foul. Back to the first amendment line.

It should be added that, “Once a suspect requests a lawyer, police are generally required to stop questioning until an attorney is present. The Supreme Court case Edwards v. Arizona further strengthened this rule, holding that any attempt by law enforcement to continue questioning without an attorney present violates the suspect’s rights.”

Once you ask for a lawyer questioning is ‘suppose’ to stop. If you’re still alone and they keep prying. That’s only more cause for concern.

I’m sorry that a former rapper and gang-banger had to explain the concept of adoption to his grand-kid. Must have been traumatizing.

Best I can do is a microwave and a banana.

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We totally didn’t do that! Valve and other merchants obviously kept receipts.

I almost love how normalized flagrant lying has become in the corpo-political sphere. They’ve become so emboldened by just telling whatever unbelievable lie they want and expecting to get away with it. If it’s not catastrophically illegal to do so, they just lie. I don’t take anything not said under oath seriously anymore, and even then, I take it with a grain of salt.

Middle-school. Not even joking. There are some really shitty people out there. Did a speed run of that life lesson.

Great catch! Thanks for sharing! As if I needed any more reason to respect GOG more than I already do. GOG always have been the OG GigaChads of online game merchants.

You can tell it’s fiction because the ICE thug isn’t wearing a mask.

As a joking/ not so joking reference to the title. I unironically hope that this new wave of censorship attracts the ire of the Furry community. I can just see thousands and thousands of IT workers spending their spare time and money on fighting this shit instead of spending it on their hobby. I can see the potentially unlimited power.