I thought he was going to pick MTG or Boeboert, to be honest

I can’t believe these dumbasses are making me hope for MORE bureaucracy

The last time, when he was approaching 100 days in office, someone said that it felt like we were living in dog years. It’s true, this week has been incredibly long and it won’t get better.

Funny how it’s all about perspective. For me, going to a Caribbean island was a short flight away. Extravagant meant going to Europe for 2 weeks. Also Disney World

They usually get dislodged when it’s time for bed, and now they want to tell you EVERYTHING

Even if it did start at conception, the real argument is about bodily autonomy. No one can be forced to donate any part of their body to keep someone else alive. Nobody can take your blood without your permission, why should women have their bodies taken without theirs?

Florida needs to stop rebuilding in the barrier islands. It’s unfortunate for the people that live there, but this is going to keep happening over and over again.

Just plant mangroves and let them do their job of protecting the mainland.

It was ridiculously huge. I’m in Orlando, and when we were getting the first bands of wind, the eye of the storm was still over the Yucatán peninsula in Mexico

Do you think people are walking across the Darien Gap or the dessert just because? Do you think human rights and infrastructure are so amazing in these other countries that people just come here for the adventure and the vibes?

Even though you’re right, context is also important. They’re talking about working in an office, so it shouldn’t be difficult to understand that they’re referring to working 8 hours, from 6:30 AM to 2:30 PM

It seems like it would be much cheaper and better to just go to the restaurant and eat there instead of dumping money on doordash

Millennials can’t afford mid-life crises :(

Great. They just had a huge soccer tournament there this past weekend, with kids (and parents) travelling from all of Florida and out of State. This is going to be 👍

Free stores? Gift economy? I think you’re giving people too much credit and are waaaayyyy too optimistic.

I already lived under socialism, and it’s much worse than anything capitalism has to offer.

I want them to start going crazy because Beckham and Messi are getting all the boys to wear pink. Mwahahaha!

Why are you against learning the language of the place where you want to go? Immigrating is hard, and it’s even harder if you’re in a new place by yourself and can’t even speak the local language. You’re going to struggle a lot that way.

I don’t get this winter joke

Because god works in mysterious ways or some bullshit like that?

That sounds like Spain

I get notifications for rocket launches from Cape Canaveral so I can go outside and look at them, but that’s very geographically specific, lol.