Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
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6·2 years agoP(ort)alworld
6·2 years agoYou know he ain’t gonna fly
22·2 years agoIs that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Do they have subtitles in jive?
33·2 years agoprobably something like this
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
8·2 years agoIs that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?
The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
5·2 years agoWelp, if I’m gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.
7·2 years agoOf COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
82·2 years agoDelightfully
devilishdisruptive, Elon.
alights the Thew signal