Nail clippers. Small but powerful penlights.

Criss Cross

Especially molars.

I was in a horrible spot mourning for a close relative who had just hanged himself. I made the mistake of posting on Facebook and a friend from high school recommended “12 Rules for Life, an antidote to chaos”.

I was not in a good space and didn’t even look at the author before ordering it. When it arrived a few days later I only had to read the first page before realizing I’d been had. Jordan fucking Peterson. What a pile of shit that guy is.

Chrono Trigger

GTA V

Dragon Quest XI

Tetris (NES)

Capcom Vs SNK 2 Mark of the Millenium 2001

This is an amazing choice. I just changed all my alarms.

Stephen Miller is exactly a Nazi

III percent sticker on a car or a shirt with that logo. It might as well be a swastika and they are so open about it. I’m so fucking sick of Nazis.

Smoking meats

Don’t forget about planned obsolescence, and enshittification. Two built in ways to lie to the person being advertised at.

Yes, but also fuck Joe Rogan.

I think I represent a huge portion of Plex users; I am tech savvy enough to follow a simple walkthrough on YouTube to get my server setup. But the arrs, jellyfin, and docker both look like graduate level chemistry to me.

Plex has been around for ages and they have put money into making things easier for users like me to understand with events such as Pro Week and directly paying content creators to dumb things down for me.

The man sold beans in the oval office in his last term. How are we shocked at this?

I hope so. Many of our parents need to learn that “family” isn’t about blood, it’s about who I allow to be in my life. I don’t give a fuck if you’re related to me, treat me with respect and I’ll reciprocate.

No. The IRS will go into your bank account and take whatever it wants.

The IRS has been doing this for years.

She sounds insufferable

*Steven Miller revealed to have been a Robot all along.

*Lindsay Graham does full drag queen story hour in desperate attempt to get Trump attention.

*X goes bankrupt but is then bailed out by US Government.

*Tesla introduces new vehicle with special “Mexican Detection System”, sold only to ICE in exclusive contract worth billions.

*Trump suggests giving chickens hydroxychloroquine to fight avian flu.

*Melania detained for hours by ICE because Don won’t answer his phone while golfing.

*State of Nebraska sold in entirety to Vladimir Putin

Let’s see… Some non political ones…

*Dodgers forfeit World Series after not being able to find a starting pitcher due to entire staff having Tommy John surgery.

*Diddy released after identifying as white during trial.

*Boston Dynamics reveals their first sex robot

H.E.R.O.

Atari 2600

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