Spiders and I have an agreement: don’t spin webs at people height. Spiders get the corners, ceilings and anywhere we don’t walk. If you try to spin a web on the bananas, RIP.
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Abolition of police and prisons@slrpnk.net•The Convict Leasing Forced Labor SystemEnglish
1·2 years agoYep. The
14th13th Amendment is anti-slavery but has a carve-out for prisoners. Prisons use slave labor and private prisons are companies that profit from slavery.America is a slave state.
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Cross stitch and embroidery@sh.itjust.works•Get your sexy patterns before they're gone foreverEnglish
0·2 years agoWhy is every platform trying to become family friendly? There’s a LOT of money to be made on sex.
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.social•caution; may contain peanutsEnglish
1·2 years agoI’ll try it. Could be pretty good
People used to use trucks for hauling. Now they are $70k+ status symbols for people who need to scream, “I am insecure.”
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News@lemmy.world•WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange returns to Australia a free man after US legal battle endsEnglish
01·2 years agoThe man embarrassed the US by leaking their DMs.
When you do that to a nation about their classified intel, it’s called espionage. It’s a biiiit more serious than a social media hack.
In practical terms, espionage can affect thousands of lives directly and change the course of a war. Imagined the shitshow if someone released that kind of info now. It could jeopardize the Ukraine conflict. It’s treated as more serious than murder because it can be.
I think I see a blood splatter in there too
Corps figured out sustained income was better than marketing and making products. All they had to do was take away every digital product and turn it into a subscription.
Then they’ll buy each other up until they are an effective monopoly and raise prices forever.
I don’t see a way out of this for products already captured if you need them.
My coworker once when I asked him a hard question: “Don’t make me lie to you.”
I still think of that a lot and try to work it in when someone asks me an impossible question.
When I was in school, it was always specific models. They had to limit it to one brand and like 2-3 known good models to prevent the ones that could solve equations.
So there’s no reason for TI to ever lower prices.
GWEEEEP is my bro. Everybody loves GWEEEEP.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Replace parking spots with plants? AbsolutelyEnglish
1·2 years agoMaking a road with shops and services pedestrian-only will greatly increase foot traffic and people shopping there. Now people will walk down the street and stop in places they happen to find. In cars people who to know about it and specifically choose to go there.
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Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•It would be a living nightmareEnglish
0·2 years agoHypno was definitely one of the scariest Gen 1 pokemon.
While it awaits its prey, it polishes its pendulum. If anyone comes by, Hypno will hypnotize them and eat their dreams. It carries away people having good dreams and is even known to have stolen a child at one point.
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Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.works•It would be a living nightmareEnglish
1·2 years agoImagine living in a world where squirrel you startled would jump out of a bush and electrocute people. Or that flower you tried to pick was actually a pokemon and just sprayed you with sarin gas?
In that world I would empathize with gun nuts. How else will you deal with the 30-50 feral Lechonk that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
That sounds like bullshit. Definitely need a source.
Yeah it’s definitely her fault Americans are misogynists and rather vote for a sexual predator than a woman.
and carry the same sentence as horse
Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?
Wow congrats! I hope your recovery goes smoothly.
What’d you name the robot?
Neato@ttrpg.networktoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•You know it in your heart to be trueEnglish
1·2 years agoIf you’re storing a lot of liquid you’ll probably want to pour it out later. In that case square is better as the corners will provide a bit of spout action.









It’s a point but it doesn’t actually exist at any point. It exists in a cloud where it could exist anywhere in there.