Honestly, I would prefer him just to have the $1 trillion. I’ve still got some self respect

Unbelievable quote for a Tesla shareholder…

Well of course the 100,000 weak gene inbreds are going to struggle doing lots of things.

I don’t know, conmen usually have to move around regularly to find new marks.

You can be whatever age you want online.

Come on now, he doesn’t only have sex with the grubby ones.

Man’s eating onions all day and blasting his hot onion breath all over world media and still completely oblivious.

Who needs to drink in the afternoon when you can have 6 beers before 11am.

Is a frog suit still referred to as a Furry? Or would it be a Slimey?

Personally I don’t think there’s much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.

Get a load of the ICE agent over here.

The repetition of “Q&A” reads like this comment was also outsourced to AI.

Bro became Charlie Kirk in the last panel there

I think we can keep them in sentences together, just don’t allow them to be in a room together.

Bears don’t tend to have guns and a propensity to shoot unarmed people in the back.

The start of voting on Tuesday was disrupted after officials in seven counties received e-mailed bomb threats later determined by law enforcement to be unfounded

I guess it took them a while to realise you can’t send bombs in the e-mail.

Not just migrants - asylum seekers. How dare they escape certain death, make a perilously long journey and expect to earn enough money to live.

All memes now require thorough citations

In any normal country, cutting off a large swathe of peasants from food would cause a violent revolt.

“Forever brand” really has “forever chemicals” vibes.

Considering these recent developments, perhaps GapeAI