Especially the ones at the insurance companies where the patients medical decisions are ACTUALLY made.

Parents being dicks to kids because “ow, my pride!” Is SUCH a pet peeve. Sorry you had to deal with that, broski

“Uhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

Dad, you’re drunk!

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

The thing is that most voters would be in favor of such a thing. Which is why those policies rarely find their way to polls. We don’t live in a direct democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

Edit: Talking about the US here.

Or Anthropology. Right now, we have realized that New Caledonian crows have entered an equivalent to the early stone age in humans. Therefore, we can gain a lot of insight both about the nature of technological progression and of the very nature of intelligence (and the differences between mammalian and avian intelligence) by doing these studies.

It’s more like… Having an extra layer or two stashed at convenient locations like a chipmunk.

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

Cities: We expect them to get help! Just not from us. We can’t lower property values like that.

Nah, specifics are what I wanted! That’s cool AF, thx for sharing

I think the fear is that the higher courts also don’t want death threats, so everyone and their mother is gonna keep trying to pass this around. Which is what Trump wants to happen until he can try to get re-elected in 2024 and then pardon himself.

As if THE PRESIDENT is NOT the HIGHEST officer the United States has.

You know… I know this is probably someone on the internet making shit up, but assuming you’re not kidding, what team did you play for?

I mean… You could try a tea shop! Usually have good pastries too

TIL: Guinness Book of World Records origin story is the same as a D&D campaign: started in a tavern.