As a former Ford Focus owner, this is absolutely true.

Grilka gonna have competition

The gem smuggling episode was fucked

I got this far without dopamine, give me the mind reading!

I kinda want to see what nonsense it says about me.

Either this is a doppelganger, or Angelina Jolie has found the fountain of youth.

So what did he call it then? Half-Dandy, Semi-Sly, Republican?

I like this one.

My wife really likes this cereal, thanks for the links!

Well it was about that time that I noticed that the Beetles Agent was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era

I like the idea of less logins, though I imagine the cards will be here for a while yet, unless we actually expect every government service provider to get special scanners.

alias daddy='sudo'

Would they work for making cold brew?

So… What were the other 41?

… I should call him.

It’s nice to finally see some optimism.

Attila the Hun

Onion is supposed to be satire, most of this seemed like solid advice.

But what is the second image?