CPAC straw poll winner for 2028 Republican Presidential candidate, ladies and gentlemen.

Or, announce they’re changing their name to the Washington TACOs, then later in the week announce they’re putting implementation on a 90-day pause.

Appreciate the clarification.

“The trouble at UnitedHealth comes almost exactly six months after the murder of Brian Thompson, one of its top executives.”

Curious that the article dilutes Thompson’s position to “one of its top executives” against terming him “Witty’s predecessor as CEO for over three and a half years.”

Odd. I wondered why friends from Chicago always order tuna salad whenever they visit.

I flunked Sunday school, so I’ll take the item description on its word that it’s a “great way to give witness to God’s truth in the Holy Bible.”

Recommend also the seminal TMRC dictionary for several terms absent here, plus some memorably elegant definitions:

Kludge: A crock that works.
Crock: A kludge that doesn’t work.

Same again true of Peter Samson’s original 1959 and 1960 editions.

Republican House Leader Matt Hall quoted in the article: "offering food stamps to the rich does nothing to put food on the tables of Michiganders in need.”

But distribute $1.5 billion to the rich through the Strategic Outreach and Attraction Reserve fund and Matt will reassure you that it helps create jobs.

6 Degrees in Bucktown had them for 13 years, but closed down last year. The owner was the daughter of Paul Keefner of Bachmann & Keefner Drug Store in Springfield, the last in the city to still have a lunch counter when it closed in 2004.

I speculate that horseshoes will migrate north as poutine migrates south, eventually to breed a hybrid called a “mooseshoe.”